Saturday, December 31, 2005

Posting from the home of Missuz J (I'm so cool)

The party gods have smiled upon me. Clark got a 'frequent flyer' free ticket anywhere from Southwest Airlines. Of course, I had to maneuver around the 'blackout dates' and the fact that Southwest doesn't actually fly into Cedar City, but thanks to the kindness of friends of friends in Vegas who let me crash in their spare room, and a not that bad at all shuttle ride to St. George, I am HERE!!! Southern Utah for New Year's!! WOO HOO!!!!!

I know you're wondering, what's so great about New Year's in Southern Utah, well, I'll tell you. I get to go to the annual Karaoke in Kannaraville New Year's Party thrown by the fabulous Paul and Jen. AND, I get to go with MY SISTER, and post to my blog from HER HOUSE!!! I can hardly contain my excitement, and I haven't even started drinking yet.

Hope everyone has a safe and happy night tonight, and that the blogging will recommence in earnest in the new year.

BRING ON THE PARTY!!

Tuesday, December 20, 2005

Since Stine asked

Mom's Cheeseball

5 2 oz. packages Budding Corned Beef, finely chopped
3 8 oz. packages cream cheese
1 small onion, finely chopped
3 tbs. Worchestershire Sauce
1 tbs. Accent

Mix 1/2 the corned beef with the rest of the ingredients
Chill
Form into 2 balls, roll in remaining corned beef
Serve with crackers or bagels

Somehow it doesn't look as yummy when you read the recipe, but once you get started it's hard to stop. Maybe it's the MSG. I guess there's a reason it's a once a year kind of thing. All I know is that it's not Christmas without it. Mmmmmm, cheeeeese balllllll.

Oh, and I fixed the link on the "What Christmas Tree Are You" quiz thingy, in case you'd like to know what kind of tree YOU are.

Monday, December 19, 2005

It's beginning to look a lot like...




You Are a Cranberry and Popcorn Strung Tree



Christmas is all about showcasing your creative talents.

From cookies to nicely wrapped presents, your unique creations impress everyone.




The tree is trimmed, and most of the presents are in the mail. I'm going to call that progress. I'm still trying to find my Christmas Spirit, and it's still eluding me. Tomorrow we'll start cookies and make cheese ball, maybe that will help.

Wednesday, December 14, 2005

Trudging through the Holidays

Check me! Two posts in as many days, wow, I'm on some kind of a roll here. ;)

We just got back from Madeline's school where they were having their Christmas around the world, Mexican themed, Holiday potluck. We brought juice (V8 Splash, Strawberry Banana and Mango Peach, big hits), and forks and were about 3 minutes late which seriously stressed Miss Madeline out. It was fun. I stayed and helped pour drinks and serve rice and beans and taquitos, and quesadillas and such. I finally got up the nerve to talk to one of the other moms who helps out in the classroom a lot. She has a very sweet boy who's in Madeline's class, and a super cute little girl who's a little younger than Zach. They live around the corner from us, and I've been wanting to introduce myself to her all school year. What can I say, I'm a pussy. We even ran into them at our favorite pizza place last Friday, clear across town. Maybe it's meant to be. I'm trying to get up the balls to invite them over for a play date during Christmas Vacation, or Winter Break, or whateverthehell they're calling it these days. She just seems a little too cute and popular for me, but I need to pull my head out and tell myself I'M COOL TOO! Really, I am! OK, enough self-pep-talk.

My Christmas preparations are still seriously slacking. I'm trying, really I am, but I seem to be being thwarted at every turn. I had Clark and Zach pick up a new tree stand, since I decided to try a real tree again this year, and the fucking thing keeps leaking. We put the tree in it on Sunday night, and Monday morning it had leaked all over the floor. Luckilly, I had the foresight to put down one of my painting tarps under it, or else my new wood floor would have been ruined. I single handedly took the tree out of the stand and took it outside to try and figure out what was wrong with it, and filled it up again, this time double checking that the tank was securely seated in it's special spot. No leakage. So, I figured it had been operator error, and put the damn thing back together again. It was good for about a day, then yesterday, as I'm trying to finish putting the lights up, I notice that the fucker is leaking again! Huh? After putting up a bunch of outside lights only to find that the outside outlet isn't working, and finding that about half my lights for the tree aren't working any more, I officially gave up yesterday. The lights are sitting on the front porch, the tree is still half lit, the stand is half taken apart, and I have no idea if the tree is getting any water at all.

Soooo, to distract myself from the miserable luck I was having with the decorating, I took myself to the late show of "Chronicles of Narnia" last night. I gotta say it was pretty good. It had me in tears in the first five minutes (the moms, the kids, the train, heartwrenching), and I thought the child actors were quite fantastic. I had a hard time getting why Edmund would run off to the witch, she didn't seem that magnetic to me, but who knows why kids do stuff sometimes I guess. I wasn't too impressed with Peter in the beginning, but he grew on me, and Lucy was just adorable. I was yawning by the end, but that's just cause I went to the late show on a weeknight. By myself. Ah, the joys of parenting.

I gotta turn right around and pick up Madeline from school in about half an hour, then we're taking her to the doctor. She's had this weird tummy ache for about a week and a half. It seems to me like she's constipated, although she has pooped a couple times. I keep pushing the fiber, and laying off the dairy, but it doesn't really seem to be getting better. She hasn't had any fever, or any other symptoms, so I feel a little silly taking her in, but it's been a long time, and every time it seems better, it's worse again by the end of the day. I'm running out of things to try. Are there stool softeners out there for kids? I'm afraid he's going to give me some kind of supository for her, and I REALLY don't want to go there. So, fingers crossed that there's a relatively easy way to help her feel better soon.

Tonight I must finish decorating the tree, and tomorrow I must start Christmas Shopping. Ugh. I have NO IDEA what to get for most of the people on my list, particularly my parents. Grown ups are hard to shop for. I'm not even sure what my kids want, beyond Zach asking for a Dora Kitchen. Clark asked me the other day if he should be worried about Zach's current Strawberry Shortcake infatuation, and I told him no, but I have noticed he's much more interested in girl toys than the typical boy toys. I think it's because he has a big sister and that's what's around the house, but it's funny how you can't help but notice. Madeline's not interested in any toys at the moment, and is much more into the computer and her books. We'll have lots of little rectangular presents under the tree this year. Come to think of it, maybe I'll just get everyone books. Would that be silly? It'd certainly simplify my shopping list. Hmmm, have to think on that.

Tuesday, December 13, 2005

Hey! I think I fixed it!

I took off all the kids software (sorry kids!) to be installed on the extra laptop we 'acquired' from Clark's old job, ran the spybot software (thanks Eric!), and ran the virus checker thingy. Some stuff came up on the spybot scan, so I just pushed the FIX IT button and crossed my fingers. I'm so computer illiterate these days.

I had a nice long post all ready to go yesterday, and now I'm feeling uninspired again. I've been kindof hiding out lately. Sinking into the lull between Thanksgiving and Christmas. I need to get my poop in a group though, cause I haven't even STARTED Christmas shopping yet, and the tree is only half decorated. This is the first Christmas I will have spent without my Smith family. I was hoping to see MissuzJ and the fabulous Sophie Gene, along with their male counterparts, but alas, it is not to be. I don't want to bum the Missuz off any more by complaining about the suck assedness of that, but it is bumming me out a bit.

One good thing about hiding out was that I did get a ton of yoga in. I've been slacking again the last week or so, but last weekend (weekend before last? I don't remember) I went to a great yoga workshop put on by favorite Albuquerque teacher. I also managed to get both my midweek classes in for the week before and the week after. It was really nice to start to feel some accumulative effects of that much work. Sometimes I feel like I'm running to stand still as far as the yoga goes. I'm learning a ton, but my body hasn't quite caught up yet. I told Clark, and mentioned to my teacher, that I'd like to start the teacher training program offered at the studio I go to. It is a huge deal for me to be able to say I WANT something, so I'm feeling pretty vulnerable about it. We'll have to see if the budget can stretch that far.

Madeline and I saw "Disney's Beauty and the Beast" Sunday. What a cluster fuck that was. Clark heard about it and sent me an email with a link to Ticketmaster. I thought it sounded like some good holiday fun, so I booked the tickets online through Ticketmaster. Since they charge you almost $20 bucks to ship the tickets to you, I just had them hold them at Will Call. Anyhoo, I put it on the calendar, and didn't think about it again until the day before the show. I was sure that the venue was the "Kiva" theater, which I thought I knew the exact location of. Yeah, not so much. Unfortunately, my computer was throwing a hissy fit, so I couldn't double check it online, but I did try to look up the Kiva Theater in the phone book. Not there. Clark got home later than I would have hoped from his Sunday Meeting, so we were already running late, but I thought we'd barely make it, and I was SURE I knew where this thing was. We raced downtown, grabbed a parking spot, ran down the sidewalk to the KIMO theater (ok, I thought, I got the wrong word, that explains why I couldn't find it in the phonebook), doors locked, no one there. I called Clark in a panic, and he said he was sure it was in the auditorium on campus. So, at 2:00, as the show was starting, we headed toward campus. Clark unsuccessfully tried to get back on the computer, and ended up calling the auditorium on campus while we were driving around, and eventually found out that it was in the Kiva Auditorium in the Convention Center. So, I wasn't crazy about the Kiva thing, which was nice to know, but I had no idea where the fucking convention center was. Back downtown we drive, following the couple signs pointing toward the convention center, but the actual building had NO signage, NOTHING indicating that Beauty and the Beast was there, and NO mention of the Kiva Auditorium. At this point, I was about ready to bawl, seriously. I pulled into a scary looking parking structure (with NO ONE in the parking person booth thingy), parked the car, and started searching the convention center. Again, NO signs. Almost on accident we ended up walking around a corner, and there it was!! Thank God! Of couse, by that time we were almost half an hour late, and there was no one at the Will Call desk, so we hunted someone down and they hustled us in. Into the shittiest seats in the house, but hey, at that point I was NOT complaining. At intermission, we found our real seats which were much better, and Madeline, bless her heart, was a total sweetheart the whole time. I think she sensed I was on the verge. The show was decent, and I think she had a good time, but it was definitely a huge pain in the ass.

OK, I better go feed the little one. Just had to get that out, and make an appearance here in blogopolis. Time to start coming out of my shell again, and get this Christmas thing going already.

Computer Suckage

Ok, so my computer is totally sucking ass the last few days. I had a post all started yesterday and the damn thing froze on me. It keeps freezing up completely, and for no good reason. I'm going to post this real quick before it does it again. I'm going to try to get it fixed today, hopefully, cause this is really, REALLY bugging me. Wish me luck, and happy holidays if it completely takes a shit on me, which is totally possible. Grrr.

Thursday, December 01, 2005

Thanksgiving, Christmas trees, and home again

So, I got a digital camera, kindof. My mother in law sent us hers, since she doesn't use it, so we could try it out and figure out what kind and with what features we want to buy. I don't know if/when she expects it back, but it is a fun new toy for sure. I'm still new to this digital photo posting thing, so bear with me. I obviously need to enable the red-eye reducing feature, or figure out how to doctor them digitally, especially with all our fair kidlets, and my focus is not always spot on, but I'm learning. As far as the posting goes, they're totally out of order, but hey, they're up there. The Christmas tree outing actually happened the day after thanksgiving, and it was really fun. They have a thing in Cedar called the 'American Children's Christmas Festival', complete with tree displays, santa visits, parades, and musical programs. We missed the parade this year, but I always enjoy the trees the most anyways.

I think Becky and Katy covered the actual Thanksgiving festivities pretty well, so I won't rehash all that. All in all, we had a really good visit with the fam. The weather cooperated, no driving in snow on any of the FOUR days we were in the car, and it was quite comfortable in Cedar while we were there. The kids were fantastic in the car, mostly watching their dvd's (thank GOD for the dvd player) and eating snacks. We had one moment of panic when the cordless earphones were accidentally run over, but we cruised down to St. George and picked up another pair on our way out of town, no biggie. The kids all played together nicely, and the adults played together mostly nicely. I won't rehash that part either.

Sorry it took so long to get this stuff up, Becky, I have no excuse other than being a lazy ass.


Soooo sleeepy. Posted by Picasa


Story time by the Seuss Trees Posted by Picasa


Sophie and Zach by the Mickey Tree Posted by Picasa


Zach by the Elmo Tree Posted by Picasa


Madeline and Soph by the Barbie Tree Posted by Picasa


Madeline and Sophie by the Care Bear Tree Posted by Picasa


Celebration of trees Posted by Picasa


SMOOCH! Posted by Picasa


Soph and Boo on the porch Posted by Picasa


Zach helps Grandpa with some watering Posted by Picasa


Sweet Sophie Gene, with a matching watering can even. Posted by Picasa


Helping Grandpa plant some bulbs Posted by Picasa


Zach and Grandma examine the turkey (pre-carving) Posted by Picasa


The hallowed Thanksgiving Table (Madeline did the setting) Posted by Picasa


The three Smith Sisters Posted by Picasa


Getting at the tasty bits Posted by Picasa


Making braids Posted by Picasa


Zach and Sophie play computer Posted by Picasa


Boo gets ready for Karaoke Revolution Posted by Picasa


Eric, Janzen and Madeline chillin on the couch at Grandma's house Posted by Picasa